Estate Winery · Est. Recently
Aged briefly. Bottled with unearned confidence.
Before You Enter the Estate
Are you of legal drinking age in your country of residence?
Our Story
“We don’t make wine for everyone. We barely make it for ourselves.” Awkward Goosewig, Founder
Goosewig Farms began, as all great estates do, with a dream, a plot of land, and a hoe. Her name is Rachel.
Every bottle is crafted by hand to bring the passion of early winemaking directly to you. We also fill those handcrafted bottles with wine.
Our grapes are picked at the precise moment of ripeness, gently pressed, patiently fermented, and aged in the finest tubs.
Today, Goosewig Farms is proud to be the Official Wine of Vulgoose Racing, a partnership forged through a rigorous selection process in which no other winery returned their calls.
The Collection
Flagship Release
Our signature white, and the wine that put Goosewig Farms on the map, in pencil. Bold, uncompromising, and named with a directness the rest of the industry lacks.
New Release
Crafted from wild wineberries, hand-foraged where the property ends and the ditch begins.
Tasting Notes
Serve well chilled. Classy fuckers put ice cubes in it.
Critical Acclaim
47pts
“It’s like a five-dollar bottle of wine.”Wine Spanktater
42pts
“It’s drinkable.”Wine Advocado
31pts
“Can I get something to spit into?”Bel Canto
24pts
“It’s like they aren’t even trying.”Wine Eternalist
95pts
“Are all these samples free?”Hobo Soup
The Cellar Society
Join both of our collectors. Our wines arrive in unmarked boxes to protect confidentiality.
Tier I
One bottle, available for pick up at any of our one locations.
Tier II
Two bottles and a roll of duct tape. Plus early access to future brews and a handwritten note from the founder.
Visit the Estate
Experience Goosewig Farms where it all began. Guests are welcome to stroll the grounds, sample our current release, and leave whenever they feel they have seen enough.